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Koi Baat Acchi Nhi Hoti
Koi Baat Sacchi Nhi Hoti
Agar Koi Baat Buri Lage To Dil Pe Mat Lena
Qki 160 Word Me Koi Baat Puri Nhi Hoti
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Pressure cooker ne karai ko kaha:
Madam,dekho tum kitni kali ho?
Karai ne jawab diya: O handsome,phir tum roz roz seeti kyu marte ho.
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Kuch bewakuf sms ki 1 line padte hain Kuch bewakuf 2 line padte hain Kuch bewakuf adha sms padte hain Aap ne to BEWAKUFI ki had kardi ab tak pad raheho.
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Marvadi 2 his worker:Tumne iss saal Mehnat Se kam Kiya, isliye Rs5000 ka Bonus Cheq de raha Hu,Agar isi Tarah kam Karoge! toh agle Sal is par sign b kar dunga..
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Lakh kosish karu bhulne ki magar 1 baat reh-reh kar satati hai.Teri girlfriend rakhti hai KARWACHOUTH ka wrat,magar Umar meri kyu badh jaati hai...?
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Tumhare SMS keliye hamare Mobile me
Parking= Free
Tax = Free
Air= Free
sab= Free
Ye mouka sirf apke liye
Daily SMS karo Life Enjoy karo
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Suno Gaur se "PEPSI" walo,Buri Nazar na "COKE" pe Dalo,Chahe jitna "DEW" Pilalo,Sabse aage hoga "NIMBU-PANI"Humne piya hai, Tum bhi piyo!Garmi Mubarak.
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Gunde ka Beta ORAL EXAM me FAIL hua to aakar Baap se bola: Un logon ne 3 Ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi tera beta hai, Saala mooh tak nahi khola.!